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Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
3:13 pm	All i want for x mas is a brick and carrier bag! working hard(for once) putting up with nazi teachers, stupid teens and twats for colleges. though have been very busy so been out of the world for awhile, though i have no idea where this post is going so i will leave it there! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 20th, 2006
3:10 pm	forward hoe! well ideas that are prossed in the pub are always the best! hears a new one i am going to dragon meet, though before i had becided i was not going as could'nt aford it! well all that was waved aside and becided that i will be there and as it is only a week way rather exicted! well hear we go! (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 16th, 2006
2:18 am	Not dead just sleeping! Hey i have'nt posted in too long! to show much i like you all i will tell you the story of my werid bus journey! okay so i am on the bus and about 15 minutes from home but it is late so the only person on the bus, when we pass a chip shop, the bus driver looks at the chip shop stops the bus and opens the door. he looks at me, while he is getting out of his seat "back in two minutes mate". he gets of the bus. while i wait for him to get his pie supper(they must of had chips quite ready!!!!). he gets of the bus looks at me and says"cheers dude, i was fucking staving and i gona home afterwards right man, lets go" he then puts his foot down and makes the 15 mintue journet in five! well i will have to remeber te name of the chip shop!!! so hows your week been? Current Mood: happy Current Music: cockney eye of the tiger! (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 29th, 2006
2:07 am	Hook me up elmo found this little story on the web, makes you sick with laughter. Hook Me Up, Elmo DEA: Drug ring transported meth inside Sesame Street character OCTOBER 26--A Colorado drug operation hid large quantities of methamphetamine inside Elmo dolls, according to federal investigators who yesterday announced the indictment of 21 alleged members of the ring, which transported the drug from California. During a year-long probe, Drug Enforcement Administration agents seized an Elmo doll (seen in the below DEA evidence photo) in Barstow, California that was stuffed with four pounds of methamphetamine. When investigators opened up the plush doll's skull, they discovered the drug stash inside wrapped in plastic (as seen in this evidence pic). While Elmo has never previously been linked to narcotics distribution or use, the Sesame Street character appears to have no teeth, which frequently is seen in heavy meth users (Comment on this)
1:15 am	For fuck sake! This is a rant so be warned, right you are now. What the fuck is going on with everybody talking about hallowen as thought it is a fucking 3 day hoilday it is one, now do'nt get me wrong i like hallowen but when it is the day not two weeks before hand. so i will say this happy easter,merry christmas,spoky hallowen and what ever else hoilday i have forgeten, now fuck off and leave me alone with your hoildaynonsense! apart from that things are going great and am very happy;)! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 7th, 2006
11:34 am	Hav'nt posted on here for a little while but as you have been such good boys and girls, i will treat you. well accutaly nothing much to say, emm so will say this i am off to get my roy of the rovers doo(or barnet as i beleave the kids are calling it) cut so i will let you know! wish me luck! yes i know that was dull but i working with what i got ;)! Current Mood: sober Current Music: symapthy for devil, the stones! (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
3:36 am	I hare chaildren! if you have children and are reafding this hate you and your childran(well expect dave who is awadsome him and his chldren.you all ock). as yoiu can tell i am pished. but the reason i write this is because at the play place i worjkk there are two many children and scholl fgrou[s and if you are a teacher i boudly hate you! right i love yuo all no matter what you do u ricoc~! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 22nd, 2006
12:56 am	what the hel! do it 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the next four sentences of text on your LJ along with the following instructions. 5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet. I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest. "I then inquired as to vessels which lay at present in the port of london". (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 14th, 2006
11:29 am	STOP EMO TIME! Nah not really, just enyway to bring some sort of mc hammer meation is totally worth it! know i do'nt have alot to say( yeah i know it has never stoped me before), well before do my things, i will tell you this joke a man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and say's WHAT NOT EVERY JOKE HAS HAVE A PUNCH LINE! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
12:47 am	Well you do'nt get stingray's in tesco's! well poor old steve thingymahbob(god what the hell was his name, my mind has gone blank), died recently by getting attacked by a stingray. the funny thing is they ar'nt meant to be that deadly, well we all expected it to happen. i mean who is really that shocked. Anyway in other new miramax girl, party was awasome and my ghost of the wife carrier bag, costume went down a treat and i got hammered. Also life leason number 786 never walk though edinburgh town on a saturday night, wearing a toga. also this second time and is as many weeks when have ended up in a taxi with strageners, an indian man and an oldish woman who insisted on mothering me, saying "you must be bloody freezing love". well the weeks just started as i guess i got lots of fun to look forward to! Current Mood: Tried Current Music: I walk the line- johnie cash! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
3:58 pm	Biten by a snake on the trouser snake, ouch! screen writter: we have this idea for a flim, it is going to have snakes a plane,a sex scene for no real reason, lots of grusome deaths, not much of a plot, guns,violence,the great line "i am tried of these mutherfucking snakes on this mutherfucking plane". company fline dude:fucking hell this is gona be awasome, everything you could want in a flim. And he was damm right! this flim could be the real reason the cinema was created! Current Mood: Happy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 25th, 2006
2:40 am	i joined the fringe! Well not really but tonight was great thanks to rpgactionfigure(malc) and other dude(sorry mate i am shit with names). enyway myself and my compainoes went to see jerry sadowitz, who was fucking cunting awasome. then we saw some werid am dram, comedy stuff, which was differnt and when it cam time for a game where the audince could go up on stage, well malc gave me a look that said, you know you want to so. so i did. i ran on stage scream somthing about dave hassolhof, swore, somthing happened in beteween, i said somthing about a dog walker, somthing happened. it was great. fun was had by all! Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: none (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006
8:57 pm	well that seys alot! You Are Wonder Woman A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world. You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over you! What Superhero Are You? Current Mood: happy (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 17th, 2006
2:49 am	i had this ideA awhile ago afyer*after crab truckers was written and created ( if you sdo'nt know wjhat i am talking about then fuck off i hate you, well i am only joking but try and find out for your own sake)! to do a games company called drunk concept games and write and have meetings and demo and what ever complety drunk out of our tree. but as boxninja and gegor seam to not have read my mind and agreed tpo this idea then i guess it isnt going to happen. thoughif it did this is a game i came up with today and guess what i was and still am hammered so here it is...drum roll... SHEEP THE EDINBURGH FESTIVAL GAME HOW DO I PLAY SHEEP? WELL THE FIRST THING YOU NEED IS AN EDINBURGH FESTIVAL,WELL I SUPPOSE YOU COULD PLAY IT IN A FATE IR SOME SHITTY LOCAL FESTIVAL BUT THEN YOU ARE MORE LIKELY PLAYING LICE OR SOMTHING! OKAY SO ONCE YOJU HAVE YOUR FESTIVAL YOU WALK UP(OR DOWN YOUR CHOICE) AND FIND A CROWD YOU KNOW THE TYPE LOTS OF PEOPLE CA'NT SEE THE END THAT SORT OF THING, WHAT YOU HAVE FOUND ONE WELL YOU DESVER A POINT, WHICH IN SHEEP IS A CAN OF BEER OR A SHOOT OR GLASSE OF WINE OR WHAT EVER! NOW IF YOU DO THIS RIGHT YOU CROWED WILL TALKE YOU TO VENU. IF YOU CAN BLAG YOUR WAY IN GIVE YOUR SELF 3 POINTS EG ALCHOLCE. IF YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR WAY IN 1 POINT, YOU GET BETTER TRUST ME THE MORE POINTS YOU GET! IF YOU GET A DISCOUNT HAVE 2 POINTS! SO AFTER YOU PLAYED FOR A WHILE, YOU ARE PROBELLY WONDERING HOW CAN I WIN. WELL THE WAY TO WIN IS BY NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK, NOT BEING ABLE TO STAY CONCOUSE OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT! YOU LOSS BY VOMITING! RIGHT THATS ALL FOLKS OH WAIT I FORGOT SOMTHING FUCK,AHIT,CUNT.FUCK,FUCKI,FUCKL,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUICK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCKU,FUCKU,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCKFUCK,CUNT,SHIT,POO,BUM,SMEALLYCUNT,PENIS,WAMNKED,WANKER,PECKERHEAD,JERKOFF,TWAT,NOB,FETIS,LIVINGPEICE OFF SHIT,FANNY,FANNYBAWS,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK.FUCK,FUCL,FUCK! WITH THANLS TO BOXNINJA,MR TENNATS,MR JACK DANELS,PAULDANNNIELS,MALC CRAIG,DAVE RIGHT,DAVE RIGHT,DAVE RIGHT AND PEOPLE I FORGOT THERE NAME OH AND JOHN TIME FOR TEA! WITH NO THANKS TO LIAM! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 11th, 2006
1:04 am	Bloging at oneam is not a good idea, heres why! Well it has been a while so i thought i would get off my arse and update. so hear it is i got me a job ushering at the lycuim(place where they show play for you non edinburgh people). pay is pritty good and there seam to be alot of call coliges and i get to choice my own hours so what more could a body want, well expect topless wimen working with you but you ca'nt have everything! Well it is werid having finished school and having free time( i had heard of it but sounded to good to be true, like free beer and rpg players who do'nt like d20(it is a nerd joke and i am to lazy to explain it and it isnt that funny)! enyway running out of steam so... night night myles Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: none (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
12:47 pm	you know what time it is, it is update time! hey everyone Well i come back to old blighty tomorow( why the hell do we call it blighty, you go find out). WEll i have a stomping hangover, so i will be quick i have had a GREAT TIME! it will be great to see you all when i come back, back in edinburgh on monday! okay thats it myles (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
7:31 pm	EMail to lj! HEY everyone! Well today is my last day in somwhere in poland i do infact know the name of it, but theres no way in hell i will be able to spell it, so lets just say it is in the moutains. What have i been up to i hear you ask well sight seeing the whole trousit thing and today was spent hicking in the moutains. Well tomorow early i leave poland and head to-drum roll-PRAGUE. Where on thursday, i come back to the uk, where i will be spending the weekend at contuim and moday travling. oh and if my dates are right sunday is 31 of july, which of course is my 19th birthday, os if sombody could let sandy pertson know that for my birthday, i would like a first ed COC, i will pick it up from HIM IN PERSON AT CONTUIM. ENYway better go and complete the lobster look i a going for. hugs and kisses myles p.s. if this a little werider than usal due to lack of food! Current Mood: hungery Current Music: some crazy techno thing they are playing in theinternetcafe! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
1:33 pm	Okay sober now! Hey everybody me again hope things are going okay! first of sorry if you send me an email and do'nt get a repile but my internet access is limited. It's about half one here and today has been a real hot,hot day. Everything is going fine and i have defently some storys to tell you all! as i am not felling much like writting today due to little sleep and ALOT OF DRINK! i will leave it at that. best wishes myles (Comment on this)
12:20 am	HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS STILL ALIVE\\\1! HAVING FUN THE GUY WHO INTERNET CAFE HATES ME! MYLES (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 14th, 2006
3:11 pm	Whats going on! hey guys you wanted to drop you a note to let you know how things are going and it cheaper then using other meathods( and i am a tight fisted bastard). Things are going great, this is now my 2nd day in poland, the weather has HOT, yesterday was about 35, though today is a little chillyer it is only 26(bbrrr). though i have already been sunburnt, though it looks really werid as i have burnt only one side of each leg. enyway the food has been eem differnt, hyave been warned to watch out for the pharse meat on the menu, as it could mean enything and everything. Well london, was for lack of better word differnt. okay as this the second time i am writting this, as the computers is in polish. enyway having a great time. better go,. myles (looking like a twat with a werid sunburn). Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: street performers! (2 Comments |Comment on this)